Top 10 funniest WWE quotes of 2024
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These moments made fans chuckle and laugh
The year 2024 was significant for WWE. It would feature record-breaking attendance across the board, the largest WrestleMania in history, and the first full calendar year under Endeavor’s new ownership.
With active performers on the roster including The Rock, Paul Heyman, and CM Punk, it was also a year of tremendous mic work. There were several great laugh-out-loud moments, and although many were ascribed to the aforementioned celebrities, others came from people you may not expect. Continue reading to discover whether your suggestions for the year’s funniest quotes were included.
10. Paul Heyman to CM Punk: “Take Me With You”
After WrestleMania, Paul Heyman found himself caught in the chaos of Solo Sikoa’s attempt to revamp The Bloodline. In a rare moment of vulnerability, Heyman pleaded with former ally CM Punk, saying, “Take me with you.” Only Paul Heyman could deliver such a line with a mix of humor, desperation, and brilliance, proving why he’s a master on the mic.
9. Pat McAfee on Dominik Mysterio: “He’s a No Good POS!”
Pat McAfee’s unfiltered commentary has been a highlight of WWE broadcasts. His reaction to Dominik Mysterio turning on Rhea Ripley at SummerSlam was both passionate and hilarious, calling Dom a “no good POS” live on air. McAfee’s unrestrained style continues to resonate with fans, who likely shared his sentiments.
8. Gunther to Gage Goldberg: “I Hope He’s a Better Father Than He Was a Wrestler”
Gunther delivered one of the year’s most savage burns at Bad Blood. Spotting Goldberg in the audience, he mockingly told Goldberg’s son, Gage, “I hope he’s a better father than he was a wrestler.” The crowd erupted, and Goldberg’s visible fury added fuel to speculation about a potential future match.
7. CM Punk to Seth Rollins: “You’re Not Even the Man in Your Own Household”
CM Punk’s feud with Seth Rollins brought out some of the sharpest lines of the year. Referring to Rollins’ wife, Becky Lynch, Punk quipped, “You’re not even the man in your own household.” The jab landed hard, especially since many fans view Becky as the bigger star of the two.
6. Gunther to Bret Hart: “You Were One of My Childhood Heroes, Second Only to Bill Goldberg”
When Bret Hart appeared on Raw, fans anticipated his interaction with Gunther due to Hart’s past criticism of Gunther’s style. Gunther’s response was classic: after initially praising Hart, he added, “Second only to Bill Goldberg.” Hart’s smile showed he appreciated the playful jab, despite his well-documented disdain for Goldberg.
5. The Rock to the Crowd: “Biggest Gathering of Trailer Park Trash in History”
The Rock returned to his heel roots in 2024, showcasing his unmatched promo skills. Addressing a crowd that had broken an attendance record, he quipped, “Biggest gathering of trailer park trash in history.” The line was a reminder of why The Rock remains one of the best talkers in WWE history.
4. Rhea Ripley to Dominik Mysterio: “You Stabbed Me in the Back, But You Didn’t Stick It in Far Enough”
Dominik Mysterio’s betrayal of Rhea Ripley led to some intense moments, but Ripley’s response stood out. On Raw, she told Dom, “You stabbed me in the back, but you didn’t stick it in far enough. That’s probably not the first time you’ve heard that.” The crowd roared at the veiled insult, making it an instant classic.
3. The Rock to the fans: “Go Home and Smoke Some More Crack!”
In one of the most outrageous moments of the year, The Rock delivered a scathing promo in Phoenix, referencing the city’s struggles with drug use. He ended his tirade with, “Go home and smoke some more crack!” It was a shocking, laugh-out-loud moment that only The Rock could pull off.
2. Drew McIntyre to CM Punk: “You Don’t Drink or Do Drugs, Yet You Spend All of Your Time in Rehab”
Drew McIntyre’s feud with CM Punk featured sharp exchanges, but one line stole the show. Mocking Punk’s injury-prone status, Drew said, “You don’t drink or do drugs, yet you spend all of your time in rehab.” The witty barb left fans in stitches and cemented Drew’s promo skills.
1. Roman Reigns to Seth Rollins: “I Work 10 Times Less Than You, and Still Make 10 Times More”
Roman Reigns unleashed the ultimate roast on Seth Rollins during a SmackDown promo. Responding to Seth’s claims of being the “workhorse” champion, Roman coolly stated, “I work 10 times less than you and still make 10 times more.” It was a mic-drop moment that highlighted Roman’s dominance both in and out of the ring.
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